01 December 2006

Damn straight

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Military FRIENDS: Will repost this

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
Military FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
Military FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that
no one is late for the ride home.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild things will happen, and set up rally points
and an E & E route.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Military FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Military FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who
bought it in the first place.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and
leave them alone.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will listen to your relatioship problems and hope it works
out for you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will listen to you over a long hard road march, and will
help you straighten it out better than Dr. Phil.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
Military FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl behind your back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Have spooned with you in the field more than your girl
has, and would never even think about doing that.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
Military FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
Military FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out
of the bar.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on
the way out.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and
are sorry you couldn't come.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and
try to steal free drinks all night.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
Military FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"Hey, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste..
That's alcohol abuse!!!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
Military FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later
"okay just one more".

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Military FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "I'd take a bullet for you."
Military FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Military FRIENDS: Will repost this

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